Omg! this is SO cute! Spike and his daddy! Though you were right when you said you made him a tad big. I am only agreeing. I don't want to sound rude or anything, but if you drew this, I can see a few things that could be improved. Actually, they're more like things I noticed that look weird. It looks like his dad is CROSS EYED. It's kinda weird. And, being totally honest at the same time I don't want to sound rude, I think that the scratch marks should be a little closer to the front of the dad. But other than that, he is PERFECT!!! Yuppy did really good, and I think it's adorable! Spoke and his daddy........
Spike's Dad: "... And so that's how I defeated Cimmerian the Black and got my big diamond flower back. I'll tell you, Spike, facing the biggest, evilest dragon in the world was terrifying, but if I didn't had that gift for your mother I would never had won her heart that night. As you can see, even his greatest fire is nothing compared to the love I had for your mother."
Spike: "Wow... this is amazing!"
Spike's Mom: "Of course, he was just bluffing."
Spike's Dad: "Now, honey, let's not - "
Spike's Mom: "Really, Cimmerian the Black? You couldn't pick somethin' smaller for your stories? Spike, Cimmerian is over a hundred thousand years old, towers over the biggest mountains, can boil seas with his fire, and could devour Canterlot and all the pony folk in it with one bite."
Spike's Mom "Even if your dad was stupid enough to pick a fight with him he wouldn't stand a chance. At best he would be eaten, alive, and spend the rest of his thousands years life trapped in Cimmerian's guts trying to avoid being slowly digested, or worse, spent those thousands of years being used as one of his playthings to satisfy his pleasures, like all those who opposed him. There's a reason why even those pony princesses stay FAR FAR away from his realm."
[Spike and Spike's Dad shudders]
Spike: "So... what really happened that night?"
Spike's Mom: "Oh, he was honest about the part with the big diamond flower, but how he lost it and got it back was a different matter..."
Spike's Dad: "Okay, okay! I admit it, I didn't lose it to Cimmerian, I dropped it at a swamp. I ended up having to fight through ten Hydras -"
Spike's Mom: "Five."
Spike's Dad: " - Five Hydras and spend hours digging it out of the place, wadding through all that mud and gunk."
Spike's Mom: "By the time he got to the date he was thirty minutes late and covered from top to bottom with sludge. The other thing I would never forget from that date besides the gift and the dinner would be how much he STANK."
[Spikes ends up rolling on the floor laughing riotously]
Spike's Dad: "You just had to tell him, do you dear? Can't you at least let him be proud of his dad?"
Spike's Mom: "Oh, it wasn't THAT embarrassing. Like you said, if you didn't love me that much you wouldn't have go through all that to win my heart."
Spike's Dad: "No Diamond Flower would be enough to show you how much I love you."
Spike's Mom: [Nuzzles him] "Diamond flower or no, you're still my loveable oversized skunk... and a terrible liar."
Spike: But there is one thing dad, you've left mom and abandoned me.
Spikes Dad: Yeah so what?
Spike: So what? So lets dance Oh, he doesn't smell like dragon spring, and he never taught me anything, But still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken dragon dad. Oh, his face looks like a railroad map and he never shuts his freakin' trap.
Spikes Dad: But all the ladies catch the clap from your drunken dragon dad.
Spike: Ask-a Hennessey, Tennessee, Morrison, Shaunesy, Riven and Rudy, They'll tell you the same. McNolte, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney, All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame.
Spikes Dad: Finnegan, Hannegan, Cally and Fannigan, Look to the ground when their Dad passes by. Halferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty, Fight for his honour and then start to cry...
*all the dragons dance, drink, and fight*
Spike and his dad: Oh, we dragon lads are all in firm, and our moods infect us like a germ, Cause we're all a spawn of a pickled sperm..