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How (not) to pick up girls by QueenCold How (not) to pick up girls by QueenCold
Keep it together, buddy!
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Siansaar Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Lol! :D
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malis22 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014
ok then
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:iconaho4464:
AhO4464 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014
Not to pick up girls? How about how not to pick up the squeamish?!!! :XD:
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:iconmrkillzo:
mrkillzo Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
deep down... she wants this work.  

maybe  stare  until he gets it right. don't smile or will provoke similar behavior. 
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S-Missile Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
She's like, "Huh...interesting.".
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:iconthe-mirader:
The-Mirader Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
His only hope is if she a contortionist 
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:iconqueencold:
QueenCold Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That'd be something.
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OttolineFan29 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014
:iconcuntdestroyerplz:
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:iconwritemaster93:
writemaster93 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
She doesn't seem to mind a whole lot.
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:iconqueencold:
QueenCold Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She's still processing what just happened.
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Zoruaofepic Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love the last panel, that simple expression on the dragoness just makes this perfect XD 

On another note, I'd be fairly impressed if I saw that someone could do that with their face. 
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:iconqueencold:
QueenCold Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd be impressed as well after the initial shock's worn off.
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:iconthebaraclough:
TheBaraclough Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
Is this a reference to something?  I swear I've seen those lines or something VERY similar before >.<.
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:iconqueencold:
QueenCold Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No reference, but it's a common trope.
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catluvr2 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He's actually a muppet.
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:iconzalleus:
Zalleus Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
At least bachelorhood is enjoyable :D
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:iconsiarnaq21:
Siarnaq21 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"I wish I could do that.  There'd be less drakes hitting on me all the time."
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:iconwindspeed8:
Windspeed8 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
This so funny it reminds me of Youngster Joey
"I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear"
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:iconkujiiro:
Kujiiro Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
I... wat
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:iconmeta-cell:
Meta-Cell Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
poor guy xD
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:iconaltbaronak:
Altbaronak Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
...cool.

Now show me something that's actually cool and/or productive.

[This is in response to the dragon]
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:iconalwayschillin:
alwayschillin Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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BloodyJohnLOLZ Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Doge 
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:iconcentaur71:
Centaur71 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
she thinks; 'And your point being..?'
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:iconle-escritor-vba:
Le-escritor-VBA Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Her face is pure "why me?". The side effect of a mind braking down by only asking itself the question of: Why me?
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:iconqueencold:
QueenCold Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All she can think is: :iconwatfaceplz:
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:iconle-escritor-vba:
Le-escritor-VBA Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
indeed.
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:iconfotland42:
fotland42 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Well, at least she looks more perplexed than repulsed.
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Dakathi666 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
The dragon girl looks cute! 
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HappySwitch Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh, that's cute. When I was in high school, I thought I could impress girls by eating bugs like the special forces guys did. I had about that much success.

Also, she's cute. I didn't think it was possible to draw a cute dragon chick.
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:iconqueencold:
QueenCold Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, that's kinda gross. :XD:
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BeamishBalthazar Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
NAILED IT
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Superpotatohero1337 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Keep it together,buddy! any puns intended?
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:iconmrnoodlezz:
Mrnoodlezz Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
He is a real xxXPussySlayerXxx
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:iconjesse220:
Jesse220 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Who are those dragons?
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:icongamerpen:
Gamerpen Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
LOL:D (Big Grin) 
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ijustloveit619 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Smooth XD
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Ichigo3924 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Calvin face.
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:iconagentdan1337:
AgentDan1337 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
I know, right!
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superZorthax Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well you have to be a little weird to pick up girls, after all, how are they gonna know that you're different? If they don't they'll just cheat on you because they get the thought that all guys are the same in their heads....

And vice versa with dudes....
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:iconqueencold:
QueenCold Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You don't have to be all that different per se, just reliable and not a jerk.
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superZorthax Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I repeat last statement and stand by it. (and it's really easy to take advantage of someone who is too reliable....)
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Kittygirl12345678 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Being comedic also helps.
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BlackAttack1840 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
This depiction could not be any more realistic. Good work.
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sweetymimy22 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
oh no and the front of a pretty dragon girl .
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DatGuySteaLz Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Girl dragon in that last panel is like: What the F*ck?
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:iconlord-godzilla:
Lord-Godzilla Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Well at least he isn't shy....
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:iconshadowshay:
ShadowShay Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Nailed it XD
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Dante-Wynter Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
I'm like that in every conversation with girls.  Even if I'm not picking them up.
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MugenSeiRyuu Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
The good news? He has her attention.
The bad news? She might think he is a weirdo.
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